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Kehillat Kernow
Jewish community in Cornwall
Newsletter

Kol Kehillat Kernow
voice of the Cornish Jewish Community

September 2003/Ellul 5763
edition



Committed to Jewish life in Cornwall






Chairman’s Remarks

As Chairman of Kehillat Kernow I get called upon to represent the community at various meetings or functions. Bonnie Rockley performs a similar function as Vice Chairperson and regularly attends RSGB meetings in London. Bonnie will be waiting for a bed in Treliske Hospital shortly and we wish her all the very best for her forthcoming operation, and hope that she will be back to full strength before too long. Our thoughts will also be with Tony Patnick who is on the waiting list for an operation to remove his gall bladder. I can vouch for the fact that he certainly won’t miss it!

Returning to my opening remark I should inform you that I have been representing the community at talks for the preparation of the Inter-Faith celebration that will be taking place in October this year. Many different faith groups will be participating. The theme for the event is ‘Ultimate Reality’ and I have chosen the following passage to read:

From Talmudic Parables and Legends

A fox was eyeing longingly some luscious fruit in a very fine garden. But there was no way for him to enter. At last he spied an opening through which, he thought, he might possibly get in, but soon found the hole too small to admit his body. ‘True,’ he said, ‘the hole is small, but if I fast three days my body will become sufficiently reduced to admit me.’ He did so; and to his joy he now feasted to his heart‚s content upon the grapes and all the other good things in the orchard. But lo! When he desired to escape before the master of the garden came upon him, he saw, to his great consternation, that the openinghad again become too small for him. Poor animal! So, once again he had to fast for three days. After the three days he was able to make good his escape and, having done so he cast a farewell glance upon the scene of his late revels, saying ‘O garden, charming art thou and exquisite are thy fruits! But of what avail hast thou been unto me? What have I now for all my labour and cunning?’ It is even so with man. Naked he comes into the world, naked he must leave it. Of all his toil therein he carries nothing away with him save the fruits of his good deeds.

I hope you approve of my choice. I also hope that some of you will be able to attend the ‘celebration’ which takes place at the Chapter House alongside Truro Cathedral, on Sunday 26th October at 3.00 pm. It will be an opportunity for us to meet with other faith groups.
Stop Press News: Once again we held our annual literary event thanks to the generous hospitality of Pat and Leslie Lipert. The weather, on a day when records for the hottest temperatures in the UK were being recorded, was particularly unkind to us and our intrepid contributors had to brave strong winds and therefore, quite low temperatures while they performed. Nevertheless, we were treated to a terrific mixture, which included serious as well as comic poetry from Pat & Leslie; Bonnie & Ruth; Vera; Tony & Julie; Gloria & Milton; readings from her own collection of poems by Liesl, a violin solo from Sophie, and songs from Liesl and yours truly. At the conclusion of the readings and songs we hastily fled into the shelter of the Lipert household where we continued to eat, drink and be merry! As usual, our thanks go to Pat and Leslie for putting up with us and thanks also to those brave souls, who sat, listened and applauded the equally brave souls who performed. To paraphrase a bit of Dickens, Shalom, to us all!

Harvey

Kehillat Kernow Mezuzot
(as owned by the Chief Rabbi Professor Dr Jonathan Sacks)

you too could adorn your doorposts with a highly desirable mezzuzah case crafted from Cornish Tin to halachic specifications

displaying the traditional Shin towards the top and the distinctive crest of 15 bezants towards the bottom, the mezzuzah case combines tradition with fine modern craftsmanship, fusing the ancient Jewish tradition with the beautiful land of Cornubia - the land of Rabbis

The mezzuzah case costs £25 on its own, in a presentation box and £45 with a mezuzzah scroll, written to the highest specifications and under rabbinic supervision (scrolls are also checked before being sold here in Cornwall to make sure they are fully kosher)

To purchase a case or a case and scroll contact:

Leslie Lipert
Acton Vean
Trevean Lane
PENZANCE
TR20 9PF

01736 762675



Regular & Festival Services
Date Parsha/Festival Times and Venues
In/Out
5/6 September Shabbat Ki Teitsei - Service V
Deuteronomy 21:10 - 25:19

Torah breakfast from 9 a.m.
7.44 p.m./ 8.49 p.m.
Truro Baptist Church
19/20 September Shabbat Nitsavim - Vayeilech - Service VI
Deuteronomy 29:9 - 31:30

Torah breakfast from 9 a.m.
7:11 p.m./ 8.15 p.m.
Truro Baptist Church
26 September Erev Rosh Hashanah - Machzor

Service starts at 6.30 p.m.
In 6.35 p.m.
Pat and Leslie Lipert’s house
27 September
Rosh Hashanah - Machzor

Service starts at 10 a.m. - no Torah breakfast before hand
Out 7.58
Truro Baptist Church
3/4 October Shabbat Shuvah - Ha’azinu

Torah breakfast from 9 a.m.
6.39 p.m./ 7.42 p.m.
Truro Baptist Church
5 October Kol Nidre

Service starts 7.15 p.m.
Fast begins 6.35 p.m.
Bonnie and Wilf Rockley’s house
6 October Shachrit /Mussaf 10 a.m.

Between Mussaf and Minchah there will be an opportunity for Torah study

Minchah 5.00 p.m.
Yizkor 6.15 p.m.
Neilah 6.38 p.m.
Arvit 7.38 p.m.
Festival is out 7.38 p.m.

Breaking of the fast will be at 7.48 p.m.

All services and breaking of the fast will be at Bonnie and Wilf Rockley’s house
10/ 11 October Sukkot

Service starts at 10 a.m. - no Torah breakfast before hand
6.24 p.m./ 7.27 p.m.
Truro Baptist Church
17/18 October Shemini Atseret

Service starts at 10 a.m. - no Torah breakfast before hand
6.08 p.m./ 7.12
Truro Baptist Church


Services for November
Times of candle lighting and havdalah will be circulated near the time.
31 October/ 1 November Shabbat Noach - Service I

Environment Shabbat - Torah breakfast from 9 a.m.
Truro Baptist Church
14/15 November
Shabbat Vayeira - Service II

Torah breakfast from 9 a.m.
Truro Baptist Church
28/ 29
November
Shabbat Toldot - Service III

Torah breakfast from 9 a.m.
Truro Baptist Church

All Shabbat Services start at 10 a.m. and are followed by kiddush. Please feel free to contribute to the chevurah lunch by bringing kosher dairy and vegetarian food.

Advance Notice - a date for your diary
Kehillat Kernow AGM
Sunday 23rd November 2003 at 11 a.m. at Carnon Downs Village Hall


THE DOOR OF OUR SYNAGOGUE

May the door of this synagogue be wide enough to receive
All who are in need of love, all who are lonely for friendship.

May it welcome all who have cares to unburden,
Thanks to express, hopes to nurture.

But may the door of this synagogue be narrow enough
To shut out pettiness and pride, envy and enmity.

May its threshold be too high
To admit complacency, selfishness and harshness.

Yet may it be no stumbling block
To young or uncertain feet.

May we make this synagogue, for all who enter,
The doorway to an enriched and more meaningful life.

Thanks to Bonnie Rockley for finding this.


John Starr



It was a great shock when we learned that John Starr died on 6th June, Shavuot, news which brought deep sadness to our community and particularly those of us who had the pleasure of his company during various festivals over the last few years.

John was a valued member of our community and a good friend, visiting Cornwall two to three times a year, attending services, contributing to the newsletter, spending Shabbat afternoons chatting over cups of tea and occasionally stronger beverages.

On his last visit John helped me greatly in coping with the death of my sister from cancer, sharing his own experiences from when his wife died, five years ago.

It seemed fitting that Rabbi Dr. Jonathan Sacks recited kaddish with us, during his visit in June, and that we stood in silent prayer for John at our largest community event yet.

Our thoughts and prayers are with John’s son Aaron, now and for the future. He will always be part of our community, warmly welcome at any time.

Kathleen Hampshire - editor

Where is wisdom to be found and where is the place of understanding? Fortunate is the person who has found wisdom and the person who evokes understanding. How great is the goodness You have stored away for those who fear You; much have You performed for those who seek refuge in You in the presence of people. How precious is your kindness, O G-d, men who find refuge in the shade of your wings will be satisfied from the bounty of your house and from the stream of Your delights will You give them to drink... (From the Hashkavah for a great man.)


THE SOUND OF MUSIC

Practice makes perfect! We are aiming for perfection in our singing, particularly approaching the High Holy Days when we will be revisiting some beautiful melodies which we only get the chance to enjoy once a year. So come along and practice on

Sunday 7th September
2.00 p.m. - 4.00 p.m.
Carnon Downs Village Hall
Tea and Cakes to reward your endeavours!


Kehillat Kernow’s Kosher Kookery

This recipe comes recommended by Pat Lipert. She made it last year for the festival and received many favourable comments. So we can make our own at home and then go to Pat’s for Rosh Hashanah to see if we have achieved her standard!

ROSH HASHANAH APPLE CAKE

Apple Mixture
5-6 medium Granny Smith apples
5 T sugar
2 T cinnamon
1/2c golden raisins
1/2c chopped pecans

Cake Mixture
3c all purpose flour
3 T baking powder
1c vegetable oil
1 T vanilla
2c sugar
1 T salt
1/4c orange juice
4 large eggs

Preheat oven to 325 deg. Grease a 10 inch tube or bundt pan. Peel and cut apples into 3/4 inch pieces. Mix apples, cinnamon, sugar, raisins and pecans together. Set aside. Mix remaining ingredients together and beat by hand for about 5 minutes. Pour half of the batter into the pan, and about a quater of the apple mixture on top. Pour the balance of the cake batter into the pan and cover with the rest of the apple mixture.

Bake between 1 hour 15 minutes and 1 hour 30 minutes. Cool on rack. Do NOT invert cake! Sprinkle with confectionary sugar. Make the same day you use it. Serves 10 - 12.

Source: Arnie and Fay Oskin’s shul cookbook, Sisterhood Temple Beth Israel .... bread from the earth.


Miriam Schlinger sends us this delicious fish dish for the Days of Awe. She and her family have always enjoyed this to break the Yom Kippur fast.

About 6 whole small fish such as rainbow trout
White (preferably unbleached) flour
Vegetable oil for frying
1/3 cup of water
1 to 2 tablespoons honey
3 tablespoons red wine vinegar (or lemon juice)
2 tablespoons good quality olive oil
1/3 cup raisins
2 to 4 tablespoons pine nuts or slivered almonds, preferably lightly toasted
1 teaspoon dried mint leaves (or 1 tablespoon chopped fresh spearmint leaves)

Lightly coat fish in the flour. In a large frying pan over medium-high heat, heat vegetable oil that is 1/8 to 1/4 inch deep. Fry the fish until they are golden brown on both sides. Remove the fish from the pan and drain them on paper towels. Discard any oil remaining in the pan.

Add to the pan the water, honey, vinegar, olive oil, raisins, nuts and mint leaves. Bring the mixture to a simmer and cook, stirring, for 1 to 2 minutes to blend the flavours. Return the fish to the pan and spoon the sauce over them. Simmer the fish, basting often, about 5 minutes longer.

Source - The Jewish Festival Cookbook Gloria Kaufer Greene

This ‘multi recipe’ has fed Lotte Frumkin’s children and grandchildren over the years. Tried and tested, it is always a favourite when the little ones visit!

Mock Salmon Rissoles
1 large onion, chopped
vegetable/olive oil for frying
medium matzo meal
1 tin chick peas, drained
1 tin chopped tomatoes
flavouring (I use a vegetarian stock cube crumbled in)

Fry the onion until transluscent. In a mixing bowl mash the chick peas and add the tomatoes, onions, flavouring and enough matzo meal to make a firm mixture. Form into rissoles and bake in the oven at 180C for approx 30 mins.

To make Mock Tuna Bake, replace the chick peas with kidney beans and press the mixture into a greased baking tin. Make up as many ‘mock alternatives’ as you can - or create something and let the children give it a name!
LIONS, LEOPARDS AND CHOLENT

‘How about going to South Africa for our winter holiday this year?’ says she. Predictably I responded ‘You must be meshuggah!! We can’t afford it, we’ll be mugged, get malaria, beri-beri, and what about DVT? It’s such a schlep!’

I knew I was beaten when the Weinbergs joined in to extol the virtues of Cape Town and the Garden Route. Before I had time to draw breath we had the tickets and an apartment in the previously unheard of Plettenberg Bay.

We had four wonderful days in Cape Town. Table Mountain was magnificent. The city itself was impressive especially the restoration and improvements to the Victoria & Albert Dock. The penguins at Boulder Beach were a sight to behold although being a penguin seems to be pretty boring; they simply stand around most of the time snoozing. Gloria said they reminded her of someone - I wonder who she meant?

The Cape itself was so impressive; it was easy to see how so many ships foundered in the Southern storms.

Then we moved on 400 miles to Plettenberg Bay, down the aptly named Garden Route, staying overnight in the historic old town of Swellendam. Plett, as it is known to the locals, is an excellent holiday destination with great natural beauty and many things to say and do. And it was within a comfortable days drive to the remarkable Addo Elephant reserve. Here we saw in excess of 200 elephants who were totally undisturbed by the game trucks and came so close to us that you could almost reach out and touch them. It was rather like being marooned on a small island with several mountain ranges on the move around you.

However, down to the necessities of life. We were terribly impressed by the large range of kosher food available in all the supermarkets. Some two weeks into our stay we spotted in the local paper an announcement that Friday evening services were held at the Beacon Isle Hotel. So we sallied forth and guess what? At least 150 attended. The local community has a small schul but it’s obviously not big enough to cope with services. There was a tremendous enthusiasm in the congregation and the service was led by a lay chazzan with a glorious voice. Their cheder has some 50 pupils. It was clear to us that the Jewish community of Plettenberg was not only alive and well; it certainly didn’t hide its light under a bushel. They sported the largest illuminated menorah that we had ever seen on the roof of their tiny schul.

What next you may ask. Well we are smitten and so we are returning this winter. Maybe this time we shall be able to sample the Plett cholent which is a feature of every Shabbat.

Milton & Gloria Jacobson


Community matters

KERAN GILMORE REPRESENTS KK AT FAITH FORUM

On the 15th July a meeting was held in St. Ives, forming a group representing most religions in West Cornwall. The aim of the meeting was to discover whether such a body could make a difference in decision making at local and at government policy level. Keran Gilmore, a member of Kehillat Kernow, represented our Jewish community.

Called the West Cornwall Community Network, members who attended highlighted the fact that religious groups individually, have problems gaining grants and funding since most sponsors of such funds will not promote any particular religion. By meeting as a unit which represents the various religious groups, the WCCN believes it will have more impact. Most funding on the local and higher government levels is allocated to large projects and secular groups which already have their own facilities. Individual religious groups, no matter how small, often have equally important and pressing needs.

The people who attended this meeting (about 55 representatives in all, mostly from the Christian community), were asked to ‘brainstorm’ and offer suggestions around four pivotal questions:

1 How do we work with other organisations/agencies and how can the faith communities work in partnership with other agencies to benefit the wider community (i.e. police youth services, social services)?
2 What barriers exist which prevent faith communities from serving the greater community?
3 How can faith communities contribute to change at policy and practical levels?
4 In what areas would you need more advice and support to enable your community to engage and work more effectively with the greater community?

WCCN will meet quarterly and Keran has agreed to represent the Penwith area. Bonnie Rockley has offered to represent the Kerrier district, making the Jewish representation more balanced.

We are very grateful to Keran for attending the meeting and bringing the information back to the community and also to Pat Lipert for précising Keran’s notes.

The visit of Rabbi Dr. Jonathan Sacks

The largest gathering yet of Kehillat Kernow welcomed the Chief Rabbi on his recent visit to Truro. Dr. Jonathan Sacks impressed us all with his sincerity and warmth and we felt strengthened as a community by the words he spoke as well as by his presence.

Having greeted everyone personally, Rabbi Sacks joined us in reciting Kaddish for John Starr. He then spoke to us at some length about the importance of small communities such as ours, emphasising that, as he sees it, the way forward is in sharing our strengths and growing together as a Jewish community from a variety of traditions. He was appreciative of the presence of all of us, orthodox, progressive and searchers. He then went on to talk on his chosen topic - Israel - and we were impressed by the content of his talk and also the energy and enthusiasm with which he spoke.

Some of our younger members wrote down their thoughts shortly after the event:
Before the Chief Rabbi arrived, there was a great amount of tension building up in the room. As the car pulled up outside everyone ran to the window and watched the police and different guards approach the hotel. Jonathan Sacks (the Chief Rabbi) was accompanied by Malcolm Wiseman. David Hampshire (my Dad) introduced everyone to these important visitors.

Harvey Kurzfield (the Chairman) made a little speech, then we had a small prayer from the community. Dr. Sacks did a small speech, then a longer speech with questions at the end, after Malcolm Wiseman had said what a pleasure it was to be there. To me, what Dr. Sacks was saying was that you have to be aware of what is happening throughout the world and to see what we have got and what we do not need. Then to give the poor people what we do not need so that everyone has enough to live with.

It was a great pleasure to have met the Chief Rabbi and I would like to say thankyou to everyone in the community and to Jonathan Sacks, not forgetting Malcolm Wiseman. Ruth Hampshire

There were policemen looking for bombs so the Chief Rabbi could come in. He stroked my cheek and then he said really funny jokes.
And then we had something to eat. I didn’t eat anything but I had a chocolate biscuit when I got home. My dad was up at the front with him. Reuven Hampshire

Before he came, Dad was asked to go for a meeting with some policemen to ask about security. When he came a security man came and checked under the tables and chairs for bombs. When he was sure that the room was safe, he (the Chief Rabbi) came in, he was not how I imagined him. I thought that he would be tall with a long white beard and old but in reality he was short with a small cut beard and no more than fifty-five.

He came around and shook our hands and asked us what our names were. I told him mine (Seth) and he said that it was a brilliant name! As I was one of the first to have my hand shaken, when he had gone off to shake other peoples hands I went and talked to one of the security men. He said that he had been with the Chief Rabbi for around twelve years and it was brilliant to work for him as he got to go all around the world with him. Some of the places that he best remembered were Hong Kong, South Africa and Israel (he went there three times a year).
Then I went and sat down and the Chief Rabbi started to talk. He said about Israel and how for the last 2.5 years with all the terrorist bombings it equalled out at one bombing per hour every day for 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and also that we have not had women’s votes in this country until very recently but Israel had women voting since the first Prime Minister. He also told some very funny stories, then at the end (after the questions that is) he had some food and talked to people individually. At the end when he went I watched him go; the security guards checked the car boot, underneath and under the seats. After all of this and when they were sure it was safe, he got in and they drove off.
Seth Hampshire

I shook Jonathan Sacks’s (the Chief Rabbi) hand and talked to Malcolm Weisman. We have a signed copy of “The Dignity of Difference” by Dr. Jonathan Sacks. There were forty odd people there, he gave a long talk. There were three policemen outside and one in the room. When he came in the whole room was checked for bombs and they checked all the cars. It was very enjoyable, my dad gave a speech and so did Harvey and Malcolm Weisman and we all clapped. One of his stories was;

The Chief Rabbi and the Archbishop of Canterbury who were both Arsenal fans went to a football game and Arsenal lost to Manchester United. So someone said that G-d did not exist whereas the Chief Rabbi said G-d does but he is a Manchester United fan!
Jacob Hampshire






MEMBERSHIP:


If you would like to become a member of Kehillat Kernow or have not yet set up a standing order, the following information is for you. The annual fee is £60 and can be paid in one lump sum or at £5 per month. This is a minimum fee; do not feel constrained by it! A standing order must be started from your own bank.
If you would like any advice or help in this matter please ring our Treasurer, Anne Hearle, on 01736 731 686


Book borrowing scheme.

Many members of the community lend books to one another on an informal basis. This means that we can try new authors on personal recommendation,broaden our reading experience on the advice of those whose opinion we respect and also have access to more books without cluttering our own shelves even further.

We would like to extend this arrangement so that any member of the community can benefit from our shared reading experience; not to mention being able to reclaim our books which may be lying discarded on someones bedside table, miserably covered in coffee stains under a pile of forgotten magazines or even, heaven forfend, lost in a literal dustcover under someone’s bed.

(Please note; none of the above has ever happened to a book belonging to any member of our community, to my knowledge, and there was intended no reference to any person in the editor’s experience. This was simply a literary device intended to drive the narrative, thus capturing the reader’s imagination.)

For the princely sum of £2.50 you can register yourself as part of the Kehillat Kernow Book Sharing Scheme. Upon registration you will be sent 10 cards with the KK logo and your name printed on them. There will also be a space for you to enter the name and author of the book which you intend entering into the scheme. A plastic pocket bearing your name will also be put into the KKBSS file which will be kept in the cupboard at shul with all the books which are registered. If you want to borrow a book, simply peruse the list of registered books in the front of said file, (or look on the website if I get really organised) and select one to your taste. If the book is available it will be in the cupboard and it will have the registration card inside. Simply remove the card and place it in the plastic pocket named after you. In this way it is possible to trace any book to the last person who borrowed it officially. Therefore it is important that you bring the book back and replace its card rather than simply handing it on to someone else.

This ingenious method will obviate the need for writing, thereby allowing us to use it on Shabbat, our most regular and populous meeting time.

BOOK REVIEWS

We would like to make this page a regular feature. When you have read a book and your thoughts and reactions are fresh in your mind, e.mail or write them to Kathleen and they will appear in future editions of KKK. Don’t wait ’til an edition is due: write when you feel the urge and avoid being nagged into contributing!

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AN IN-DEPTH INSIGHT INTO 17TH CENTURY LONDON: SAMUEL PEPYS, THE UNEQUALLED SELF BY Claire Tomalin

Covering the years in England from 1633 to 1703, Claire Tomalin, winner of the 2002 Whitbread Book of the Year, has written a perceptive biography of the man who gave us detailed insight into that turbulent era, Samuel Pepys.

Born into modest circumstances, the son of a tailor, Pepys, through sheer perversity, intellect and a grinding capacity for hard work, achieved status, influence and power in an age when class and connections meant everything. Tomalin’s biography is painstakingly researched and, to its merit, is an honest, unsentimental account of the man and the world in which he manoeuvred. Pepys would have approved since The Diaries for which he is so justly remembered, records life in London with astounding openness. So open was he, that it took three centuries before The Diaries could be printed in unexpurgated form. His genius, charm, originality, knowledge and successes are wonderfully counterbalanced by his ego, selfishness, hypocrisy, duplicity and lechery. Remarkably, most of his good and bad aspects are revealed by the man himself.

Not only does this biography give valuable insight into the man, but perhaps more importantly, it offers a context in which the reader can understand how it was to live in such revolutionary times. From monarchy to Cromwell and back to monarchy again, through religious, political and military upheavals, plague, fires and several wars, it is a wonder the country or anyone in it survived. Pepys, like the times in which he lived, seesaws back and forth between these changes, sometimes with honour, often without, as he does battle with three kings, the aristocracy, his own and extended family, Cromwell supporters, religious persecutors, disease, fluctuating finances and a tempestuous wife. Never placid, always feisty, Pepys meets each challenge with resilience and foresight. Highly recommended.

Reviewed by Pat Lipert

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Let’s Not Go to the Dogs Tonight - by Alexandra Fuller

This book reminded me so much of my time in Zambia. It is not a novel but neither would I classify it as a straight autobiography. Alexandra Fuller, or Bobo as she is known by her family, gives a fascinating account of her childhood and school years in Zimbabwe and surrounding countries as the child of white settlers. She recounts her experiences and observations objectively and without moral outrage or affirmation of the sometimes shocking apparent racism which her parents and their contemporaries exhibit. She writes with immediacy and a liveliness which invites the reader to share the emotions, fears and excitements of the young girl growing up. Her account of her mother’s shattering experiences and subsequent depression is gentle and sympathetic.

By the end of the book I had a much better understanding of the political history of the central and southern African countries as they struggled for independence and then struggled with it.

Reviewed by Miriam S. Schlinger

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Everything is Illuminated - by Jonathan Safran Foer

What a brilliant first novel! This book unfolds layers and surprises constantly, moving horizontally between seemingly unrelated stories and vertically across the centuries until finally all becomes clear. Safran has an amazingly inventive and imaginative style, and he leads the reader into the intricacies of eighteenth century shtetl life in eastern Europe as well as into the depths and struggles of the emotions and relationships within a fairly dysfunctional family, wounded by silence, guilt and remorse. It deals with a well known topic (World War two and its victims) in a wonderfully new and vital way, using language creatively and excitingly so that not only the tale but also the reading of it is an adventure.
It is original, funny, heart-breaking and energetic. A tremendous achievement for such a young writer and a book which leaves the reader richer and wiser.

Reviewed by Kathleen Hampshire

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The Edge Chronicles - by Paul Stewart & Chris Riddle
Stormchaser

This book is about a boy named Twig. He and his dad leave Sanctaphrax to find Stormphrax, the magical substance that is created in the heart of the great storm which comes every fifty years. They want this substance because it weighs down the floating rock which the town of Sanctaphrax is built on, otherwise it will float away as the anchoring chains are breaking due to the evil deeds of Vilnix Pompolnius.

This is the second book of a trilogy and I would recommend them all. They are action-packed but still have a really good story and the illustrations are brilliant. Some of them are really scary and are just as I imagined most of the characters would be.

Reviewed by Seth Hampshire

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We are all warriors, for we each harbor the conviction that we were born to make a difference
Yanki Tauber
A New Experience


Do you feel excited at the thought of deepening your understanding of our tradition?

Do you have a thirst for knowledge of the texts which form the basis of our faith?

Do you have a desire to commit yourself to a programme of study which will lead you further on the path of self discovery?

Then our Chavruta programme is for you!

Chavruta study is a traditional method of one-to-one Jewish learning. ‘Chavruta’ means ‘friendship’ or ‘partnership’ and involves two people of similar levels of ability and knowledge sitting and studying text together.

This seemingly simple idea can open up texts in ways which conventional teaching methods cannot. The exchange between two people, each with their own unique perspective, leads to greater insight and appreciation of the text. When we ‘learn with a chavruta’, we engage with our tradition and try ourselves to grasp some of its meanings.

Jewish learning is not about digesting vast amounts of factual knowledge. It is meant to be a transformative experience. When two people sit down to study, they enable each other to think and grow. Without this we stagnate, for our very lives depend on such growth. Hence the Talmudic saying, “Either chavruta (one-to-one fellowship) or mituta (death)”

Our Chavruta programme will run from October (after the festivals) through to February with fortnightly evening meetings. There will be a charge of £10.00 to cover the venue and the book which each participant will receive. Partners are welcome, or come as an individual and find a partner in the group. Details will be finalised once we know how many participants we have. Registration is a commitment to the whole programme rather than the odd evening here and there. All dates will be published before we start so that you can arrange your diary accordingly!

Seize the day! Accept the challenge! Register for the Chavruta programme!




Rabbi Yosef Yitzchak Schneersohn of Lubavitch
The Rebbe sat in a state of d'veikut for a long while. Then lifted his head and said with great feeling: "You speak of all that you need. But you say nothing of what you are are needed for"

Kehillat Kernow Komedy Korner

The year is 2012 and the United States of America has recently elected the first woman as well as the first Jewish President, a Susan Vineberg.

So the President-elect calls up her mother a few weeks after election day: ‘So Ma, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?’

‘I don’t think so. It’s a ten-hour drive, and you father isn’t as young as he used to be, and my gout is acting up again.’

‘Don’t worry about it Mom, I’ll send Air Force One to pick you up and take you home. And a limousine will pick you up at your door.’

‘I don’t know. Everybody will be so fancy, I don’t know what on earth I would wear.’

‘Oh Ma,’ replies Susan, ‘don&’t worry about it. I’ll make sure you have a wonderful gown by Christian Dior.’

‘Honey,’ Mom complains, ‘you know I can’t eat those rich foods that you and your friends like to eat.’

The President-to-be responds, ‘Don’t worry Mom. The entire affair is going to be handled by the best caterer in New York: kosher all the way. Mom, I want you to come.’

So her mother agrees and on January 21st 2013, Susan Vineberg is being sworn in as President of the United States of America. In the front row, dressed in a fabulous Dior gown, sits the new President’s mother, who leans over to a Senator sitting next to her and whispers, ‘You see that woman over there with her hand on the Bible, becoming President of the United States?’

The Senator whispers back, ‘Yes I do.’

‘Her brother’s a doctor.’


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Four young novice nuns were about to take their vows. Dressed in their white gowns, they came into the chapel with the Mother Superior, and were about to undergo the ceremony to marry them to Jesus, making them ‘Brides of Christ’.

Just as the ceremony was about to begin, four Chassidim with shtreimels, payyos and long beards came in and sat in the front row. The Mother Superior said to them, ‘I am honoured that you would want to share this experience with us, but do you mind if I ask you why you are here?’

One of the yidden replied, ‘We’re from the groom’s family’.

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